308.0: Shopping with Women
When shopping with women always say that what they pick up looks nice. If you don't and they love it they might get upset and turn on you, and if it's something stupid and you say "It looks nice" then it doesn't matter because you're a guy and what the hell do you know anyway? Also, only buy Guy stuff when shopping with women - work boots, new tools, job related stuff - because you don't want to look like a sissy. -Isaac H.