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GuyRule # 374.0: Belching as Language

When you see a buddy of yours at a party and he belches while looking at you make an effort to belch back. Belching is a language of sorts, usually a greeting in this form, a gaseous vocal handshake. A return belch must be forced to show mutual respect, and he's probably too hammered to communicate any other way. If someone you don't know belches in your face it is a challenge for dominance. You must produce a more powerfull belch in response, and the belching may escalate until one's gastro-intestinal prowess is proven over the other's. Try as you might belching rarely if ever works as a mating call (few women find belch linguistics to be comprehensible). -P.D. O'Toole WP & G voted:

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