1) Never eat a man's fries. Don't even ask. Unless of course, he is obviously finished eating (make sure he's not just on "food break," we all pause during a meal to let things settle).
2) Never knock a man's hat off. Not even if you're in a heated battle of trading insults. There's a reason that hat is there. Don't mess with the natural order of things.
Club Guy Vote: 80% Said Yes!