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GuyRule # 411.0: Camping Fires

No matter what, no buddy can ever comment on the size of a fire built by a bud. Whether the forest, camp site, and tents are about to start on fire or whether the wind is about to put it out. It is the sole responsibility of the fire starter to decide the size and intensity of a fire. This includes any small hints (ie: Those pine trees look a little dry, or do you think the tent is safe being only 50 yards from the fire?) Good rule of thumb for a fire starter: The Bigger the Fire, the more women it will attract from other camp sites. -Bocephus
WP & G voted:

Club Guy Vote: 100% Said Yes!