417.0: Thou Shalt Never Take Back Beer!
Sub Rules: 417.1
You should never take any form of alcohol back home with you after bringing it to any event held at another guys' house. The only two exceptions are 1. When that guy tells you to. (Even then you should refuse once or twice) 2. When you've got $50 bucks into the deposit of a KEG and you gotta get it back. -John