555.0: New cars: Under the Hood
When you buy a new car, and as anyone knows under all new cars there are lots of hoses that have no real meaning, when you look under the hood you have to look like you know what your doing especially if something breaks down. Don't say "I don't know what's wrong", your guys will give you shit, wiggle some hoses and pretend you are actually fixing it, and say "try it now" every few minutes. Your guy friends will have respect even though you won't be driving anywhere soon! -Derek "Barley"