588.0: Home or Away!
When you have a friend (a girl that you occasionally have sex with) and she comes out to the club with you, never try and pick up another girl with her there. Not even if your buddies bet you that you can't pick her up. It's like baseball... when the home team is in town you know your going to bat, but when you try to play the visiting team, you might get benched or traded. -Rick Townson