| Question #1 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if |
A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong |
| Question #2 What piece of equipment must be complimented? |
A safety glasses
B tool belt C working gloves
D ruler |
| Question #3 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing |
| Question #4 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: |
A tires
B kick-stand C cc's
D paint job |
| Question #5 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
A how well you know the guy
B a and c C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
| Question #6 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? |
A faucets
B lights C swiming pool
D toilet |
| Question #7 If your wife doesn't like you to party, what do you tell your partying friends? |
A Sorry, I can't party. You know...the wife thing
B She's cool with it C I'll have a couple
D Oh, what the hell! |
| Question #8 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
| Question #9 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you: |
A stand by your habits
B drink more beer C offer help, knowing he won't accept
D follow the host's lead |
| Question #10 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |