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For fear of self-incrimination, it wouldn't be wise to elaborate too much on the introduction of this chapter. So with our poor judgment, we'll continue on with the preamble. The interaction we practice everyday with the wife is often a dance with fate itself. We only hope to fumble our way through without being overly offensive. Mostly through misunderstanding ( and sometimes through sports play-offs) our intentions are misread or misdirected resulting in personal physical trauma

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