| Question #1 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #2 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
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A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
| Question #3 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project? |
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A the guy who's been working the hardest
B the fattest guy
C the oldest guy
D the youngest guy |
| Question #4 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? |
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A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos
C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer |
| Question #5 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? |
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A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet |
| Question #6 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one: |
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A hammer
B gloves
C nails
D tape measure |
| Question #7 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? |
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A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy |
| Question #8 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
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A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology
C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already |
| Question #9 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #10 If your wife doesn't like you to party, what do you tell your partying friends? |
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A Sorry, I can't party. You know...the wife thing
B She's cool with it
C I'll have a couple
D Oh, what the hell! |