Test Questions:

Question #1 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must:
A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters
Question #2 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if
A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart
C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong
Question #3 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye:
A true
B false
Question #4 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must:
A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt
Question #5 What piece of equipment must be complimented?
A safety glasses
B tool belt
C working gloves
D ruler
Question #6 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out":
A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy
Question #7 When going for a beer, what is the big let-them-into-the-club-early kind of move?
A getting someone a beer without asking them if they wanted one
B handing them the first beer
C asking them first if they want a beer
D giving them the better beer
Question #8 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things?
A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing
Question #9 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you:
A ask for help
B mimic his actions
C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer
Question #10 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him?
A you're a clean freak
B you're just being nice
C his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D depends on whether he washes them off or not

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