| Question #1 Unsolicited advice must never be given at: |
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A the start of the project
B middle of the project
C if the guy is pissed off
D if the guy blew his cool |
| Question #2 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #3 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #4 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
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A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology
C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already |
| Question #5 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? |
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A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools |
| Question #6 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #7 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one: |
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A hammer
B gloves
C nails
D tape measure |
| Question #8 Why acknowledge the hello? |
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A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
| Question #9 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
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A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
| Question #10 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
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A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |