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Question #1 Why acknowledge the hello? A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #2 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary
Question #3 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because: A All the urinaries are very small
B Because of the closeness of the urinals
C This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale
Question #4 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him? A you're a clean freak
B you're just being nice
C his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D depends on whether he washes them off or not
Question #5 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet
Question #6 If your wife doesn't like you to party, what do you tell your partying friends? A Sorry, I can't party. You know...the wife thing
B She's cool with it
C I'll have a couple
D Oh, what the hell!
Question #7 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools
Question #8 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment
Question #9 What queue will your buddy give you when it's not acceptable to listen in on his phone conversation? A the shake of the eyebrow
B a hard look
C he'll point you out of the room
D a grunt or a moan
Question #10 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart
C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong