| Question #1 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: |
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A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters |
| Question #2 Why acknowledge the hello? |
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A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
| Question #3 Every guy is compelled to do what in regard to his porno books? |
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A test the waters with your wife
B read them cover to cover
C never read anything, only look at the pictures
D never loan them out |
| Question #4 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #5 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #6 The trick that can be used in the Do-it-Yourself Guy Rule is the: |
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A work a little faster
B suggest a break
C work a little longer
D none of the above |
| Question #7 It's acceptable to wear a musty shirt left in the washer too long on a first date as long as you attempt to cover up the smell with your favorite cologne: |
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A True
B False |
| Question #8 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #9 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? |
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A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet |
| Question #10 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? |
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A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos
C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer |