| Question #1 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner? |
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A Because you're a guy
B Because your wife or girlfriend is out
C Because half of your plates are dirty
D Because it makes your buddy feel more at home |
| Question #2 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
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A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
| Question #3 What's one of the situations when you can't really enjoy your beer? |
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A it's too warm
B it's the last beer before The Big Switch
C your buddy brought over cheap beer
D you really didn't feel like drinking |
| Question #4 Why acknowledge the hello? |
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A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
| Question #5 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you: |
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A stand by your habits
B drink more beer
C offer help, knowing he won't accept
D follow the host's lead |
| Question #6 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
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A true
B false |
| Question #7 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye: |
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A true
B false |
| Question #8 If your buddy is complaining about his weight, you can make him feel better by: |
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A reassuring him that he's not that fat
B agreeing him with and ridiculing him
C Share the Fat, by saying you're fat too
D compliment his wife's cooking |
| Question #9 To avoid beer backsplash, you: |
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A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it
C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth |
| Question #10 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
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A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |