Question #1 To avoid beer backsplash, you: |
A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth |
Question #2 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |
Question #3 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one: |
A hammer
B gloves C nails
D tape measure |
Question #4 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project? |
A the guy who's been working the hardest
B the fattest guy C the oldest guy
D the youngest guy |
Question #5 True or False. It's appropriate to blow a guy shit for using a brand new tool on a job too small for that tool. |
A True
B False |
Question #6 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already |
Question #7 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
Question #8 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
A true
B false |
Question #9 Unsolicited advice must never be given at: |
A the start of the project
B middle of the project C if the guy is pissed off
D if the guy blew his cool |
Question #10 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: |
A tires
B kick-stand C cc's
D paint job |