Question #1 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one:
A
hammer
B
gloves
C
nails
D
tape measure
Question #2 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you:
A
ask for help
B
mimic his actions
C
blame it on your tools
D
blame it on the beer
Question #3 What's the most important criteria in lumber selection?
A
cost
B
weather-treated
C
no warping
D
type of lumber
Question #4 Why acknowledge the hello?
A
Because it's polite
B
for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C
to prevent a fight
D
because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #5 To avoid beer backsplash, you:
A
stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B
don't worry about it
C
bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D
don't let the bottle touch your mouth
Question #6 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must:
A
Feel compelled to move along as well
B
Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C
Sneak a good look at her butt
D
Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt
Question #7 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife?
A
Always, since she has a car of her own
B
Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C
Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D
Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy
Question #8 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by:
A
Ignoring the other Guy
B
Inserting smartass comments
C
Speaking louder and faster
D
Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #9 It's acceptable to wear a musty shirt left in the washer too long on a first date as long as you attempt to cover up the smell with your favorite cologne:
A
True
B
False
Question #10 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because:
A
All the urinaries are very small
B
Because of the closeness of the urinals
C
This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D
To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale
