Question #1 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you:
A
ask for help
B
mimic his actions
C
blame it on your tools
D
blame it on the beer
Question #2 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to:
A
to give ooos and aaahs
B
challenge the termininology
C
pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D
pretend to know the terminology already
Question #3 When does ego dwindle on the project site?
A
When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B
When you've had enough beers
C
After you're half way through the project
D
After the first really bad confrontation
Question #4 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality
A
True
B
False
Question #5 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car.
A
true
B
false
Question #6 When going for a beer, what is the big let-them-into-the-club-early kind of move?
A
getting someone a beer without asking them if they wanted one
B
handing them the first beer
C
asking them first if they want a beer
D
giving them the better beer
Question #7 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project?
A
Nurturing
B
Loving
C
Respect
D
Warm
Question #8 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must:
A
Feel compelled to move along as well
B
Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C
Sneak a good look at her butt
D
Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt
Question #9 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but....
A
You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B
You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C
Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D
Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys.
Question #10 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by:
A
Ignoring the other Guy
B
Inserting smartass comments
C
Speaking louder and faster
D
Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
