Question #1 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one: |
A hammer
B gloves C nails
D tape measure |
Question #2 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
A anytime
B only on a long road trip C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
Question #3 What's one of the situations when you can't really enjoy your beer? |
A it's too warm
B it's the last beer before The Big Switch C your buddy brought over cheap beer
D you really didn't feel like drinking |
Question #4 When going for a beer, what is the big let-them-into-the-club-early kind of move? |
A getting someone a beer without asking them if they wanted one
B handing them the first beer C asking them first if they want a beer
D giving them the better beer |
Question #5 If you're a passenger in your buddy's car and a good song comes on the radio, what do you do? |
A reach over and turn it up, then explain later
B not say anything, but hope your buddy turns it up C ask your buddy to turn it up because the driver has exclusive rights over the radio
D do nothing |
Question #6 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: |
A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better |
Question #7 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
Question #8 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: |
A tires
B kick-stand C cc's
D paint job |
Question #9 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
A how well you know the guy
B a and c C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
Question #10 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: |
A ask for help
B mimic his actions C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer |