| Question #1 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
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A anytime
B only on a long road trip
C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
| Question #2 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
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A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys. |
| Question #3 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
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A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
| Question #4 The trick that can be used in the Do-it-Yourself Guy Rule is the: |
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A work a little faster
B suggest a break
C work a little longer
D none of the above |
| Question #5 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #6 True or False. It's appropriate to blow a guy shit for using a brand new tool on a job too small for that tool. |
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A True
B False |
| Question #7 Why acknowledge the hello? |
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A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
| Question #8 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality |
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A True
B False |
| Question #9 What's one of the situations when you can't really enjoy your beer? |
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A it's too warm
B it's the last beer before The Big Switch
C your buddy brought over cheap beer
D you really didn't feel like drinking |
| Question #10 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? |
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A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above |