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Question #1 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye: A true
B false
Question #2 If you're a passenger in your buddy's car and a good song comes on the radio, what do you do? A reach over and turn it up, then explain later
B not say anything, but hope your buddy turns it up
C ask your buddy to turn it up because the driver has exclusive rights over the radio
D do nothing
Question #3 When going for a beer, what is the big let-them-into-the-club-early kind of move? A getting someone a beer without asking them if they wanted one
B handing them the first beer
C asking them first if they want a beer
D giving them the better beer
Question #4 Why acknowledge the hello? A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #5 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet
Question #6 What piece of equipment must be complimented? A safety glasses
B tool belt
C working gloves
D ruler
Question #7 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools
Question #8 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing
Question #9 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary
Question #10 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters