Question #1 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home?
A
if he didn't bring beer
B
if he showed up late
C
if it's a simple cut
D
when he's an early-jumper-in-guy
Question #2 True or False. It's appropriate to blow a guy shit for using a brand new tool on a job too small for that tool.
A
True
B
False
Question #3 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him?
A
you're a clean freak
B
you're just being nice
C
his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D
depends on whether he washes them off or not
Question #4 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control?
A
when your buddy's pissed off
B
if your ego's been taking a beating
C
when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D
none of the above
Question #5 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project?
A
the guy who's been working the hardest
B
the fattest guy
C
the oldest guy
D
the youngest guy
Question #6 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree?
A
knowledge of construction
B
number of guys working
C
vulgarity
D
quality of tools
Question #7 To avoid beer backsplash, you:
A
stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B
don't worry about it
C
bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D
don't let the bottle touch your mouth
Question #8 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must:
A
Feel compelled to move along as well
B
Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C
Sneak a good look at her butt
D
Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt
Question #9 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by:
A
Ignoring the other Guy
B
Inserting smartass comments
C
Speaking louder and faster
D
Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #10 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because:
A
All the urinaries are very small
B
Because of the closeness of the urinals
C
This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D
To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale
