| Question #1 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because: |
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A All the urinaries are very small
B Because of the closeness of the urinals
C This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale |
| Question #2 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #3 While working on a project with other guys, it's very important to have your own tools. However, of all the tools, it's essential to have this one: |
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A hammer
B gloves
C nails
D tape measure |
| Question #4 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #5 What piece of equipment must be complimented? |
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A safety glasses
B tool belt
C working gloves
D ruler |
| Question #6 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: |
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A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters |
| Question #7 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #8 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
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A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
| Question #9 While critiquing another guy's project, you: |
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A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do |
| Question #10 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? |
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A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above |