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Question #1 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: A ask for help
B mimic his actions
C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer
Question #2 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology
C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already
Question #3 When does ego dwindle on the project site? A When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B When you've had enough beers
C After you're half way through the project
D After the first really bad confrontation
Question #4 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality A True
B False
Question #5 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. A true
B false
Question #6 When going for a beer, what is the big let-them-into-the-club-early kind of move? A getting someone a beer without asking them if they wanted one
B handing them the first beer
C asking them first if they want a beer
D giving them the better beer
Question #7 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm
Question #8 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt
Question #9 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys.
Question #10 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit