| Question #1 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
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A anytime
B only on a long road trip
C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
| Question #2 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #3 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #4 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
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A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing |
| Question #5 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #6 When you're with a guy who's purchasing lumber for his project, and you see that he is making unacceptable lumber selections, you: |
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A jump in and correct him
B let him make the mistakes
C it depends on how far into the project you are
D it depends on how well you know the guy |
| Question #7 Of the words below, which one is NOT explicitly banned on the project site when spoken between guys: |
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A Nurturing
B Warm
C Loving
D Please |
| Question #8 If your wife doesn't like you to party, what do you tell your partying friends? |
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A Sorry, I can't party. You know...the wife thing
B She's cool with it
C I'll have a couple
D Oh, what the hell! |
| Question #9 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if |
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A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart
C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong |
| Question #10 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: |
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A tires
B kick-stand
C cc's
D paint job |