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Question #1 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: A tires
B kick-stand
C cc's
D paint job
Question #2 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence
C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut
Question #3 True or False. It's appropriate to blow a guy shit for using a brand new tool on a job too small for that tool. A True
B False
Question #4 When you're with a guy who's purchasing lumber for his project, and you see that he is making unacceptable lumber selections, you: A jump in and correct him
B let him make the mistakes
C it depends on how far into the project you are
D it depends on how well you know the guy
Question #5 What queue will your buddy give you when it's not acceptable to listen in on his phone conversation? A the shake of the eyebrow
B a hard look
C he'll point you out of the room
D a grunt or a moan
Question #6 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet
Question #7 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above
Question #8 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary
Question #9 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman
C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better
Question #10 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters