Question #1 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments:
A
how well you know the guy
B
a and c
C
how far you are into the project
D
the degree of the first smart-ass comment
Question #2 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you:
A
ask for help
B
mimic his actions
C
blame it on your tools
D
blame it on the beer
Question #3 When bringing beer over to a guy's house for consumption during a project, you must bring canned beer as opposed to bottles because:
A
broken glass is dangerous on a construction site
B
cans are cooler
C
you remove the possibility of excessive displays of testosterone
D
canned beer is cheaper
Question #4 When you're with a guy who's purchasing lumber for his project, and you see that he is making unacceptable lumber selections, you:
A
jump in and correct him
B
let him make the mistakes
C
it depends on how far into the project you are
D
it depends on how well you know the guy
Question #5 To avoid beer backsplash, you:
A
stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B
don't worry about it
C
bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D
don't let the bottle touch your mouth
Question #6 While critiquing another guy's project, you:
A
point out the type of lumber selected
B
compliment the guy's workmanship
C
secretly admire the project
D
comment, acting like you know more about it than you do
Question #7 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys:
A
it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B
sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C
nailing upright two-by-fours
D
ceiling nailing
Question #8 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if
A
His new stereo sucks
B
It's your car he's tearing apart
C
He's been working too long on the project
D
He gets the connections wrong
Question #9 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by:
A
Ignoring the other Guy
B
Inserting smartass comments
C
Speaking louder and faster
D
Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #10 When with your buddies, the Quick-Click-Look Guy signals the others for what reason?
A
The pizza and beer arrived.
B
It's time to kneel, or stand up, or sit down.
C
To see if there is a female passing by.
D
It's time to end in the cigars and interns.
