| Question #1 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? |
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A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy |
| Question #2 How can you totally recover after a poor performance in sawing of the wood? |
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A salvaging a bent nail
B buying the next round of beer
C making an entertaining excuse
D ripping on the previous home owner |
| Question #3 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? |
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A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above |
| Question #4 The trick that can be used in the Do-it-Yourself Guy Rule is the: |
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A work a little faster
B suggest a break
C work a little longer
D none of the above |
| Question #5 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #6 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
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A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys. |
| Question #7 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
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A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
| Question #8 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him? |
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A you're a clean freak
B you're just being nice
C his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D depends on whether he washes them off or not |
| Question #9 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality |
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A True
B False |
| Question #10 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |