List All Categories   
Take the Test   Login to Club Guydom

Test Questions:

Question #1 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the: A tires
B kick-stand
C cc's
D paint job
Question #2 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy
Question #3 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you: A stand by your habits
B drink more beer
C offer help, knowing he won't accept
D follow the host's lead
Question #4 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing
Question #5 Why acknowledge the hello? A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #6 To avoid beer backsplash, you: A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it
C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth
Question #7 While critiquing another guy's project, you: A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do
Question #8 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm
Question #9 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy
Question #10 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit