| Question #1 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if |
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A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart
C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong |
| Question #2 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner? |
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A Because you're a guy
B Because your wife or girlfriend is out
C Because half of your plates are dirty
D Because it makes your buddy feel more at home |
| Question #3 When with your buddies, the Quick-Click-Look Guy signals the others for what reason? |
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A The pizza and beer arrived.
B It's time to kneel, or stand up, or sit down.
C To see if there is a female passing by.
D It's time to end in the cigars and interns. |
| Question #4 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #5 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: |
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A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman
C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better |
| Question #6 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
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A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence
C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |
| Question #7 While critiquing another guy's project, you: |
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A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do |
| Question #8 What queue will your buddy give you when it's not acceptable to listen in on his phone conversation? |
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A the shake of the eyebrow
B a hard look
C he'll point you out of the room
D a grunt or a moan |
| Question #9 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
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A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys. |
| Question #10 The trick that can be used in the Do-it-Yourself Guy Rule is the: |
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A work a little faster
B suggest a break
C work a little longer
D none of the above |