Question #1 Unsolicited advice must never be given at:
A
the start of the project
B
middle of the project
C
if the guy is pissed off
D
if the guy blew his cool
Question #2 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye:
A
true
B
false
Question #3 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him?
A
you're a clean freak
B
you're just being nice
C
his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D
depends on whether he washes them off or not
Question #4 Why acknowledge the hello?
A
Because it's polite
B
for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C
to prevent a fight
D
because it demonstrates your self confidence
Question #5 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys:
A
it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B
sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C
nailing upright two-by-fours
D
ceiling nailing
Question #6 If your buddy is complaining about his weight, you can make him feel better by:
A
reassuring him that he's not that fat
B
agreeing him with and ridiculing him
C
Share the Fat, by saying you're fat too
D
compliment his wife's cooking
Question #7 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife?
A
Always, since she has a car of her own
B
Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C
Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D
Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy
Question #8 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by:
A
Ignoring the other Guy
B
Inserting smartass comments
C
Speaking louder and faster
D
Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #9 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who:
A
Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B
Chokes up on the bat too much
C
Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D
Always throws harder than is necessary
Question #10 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out":
A
You must look no matter what
B
You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C
You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D
Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy
