| Question #1 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? |
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A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above |
| Question #2 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: |
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A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary |
| Question #3 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: |
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A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman
C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better |
| Question #4 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? |
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A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos
C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer |
| Question #5 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #6 To avoid beer backsplash, you: |
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A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it
C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth |
| Question #7 Unsolicited advice must never be given at: |
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A the start of the project
B middle of the project
C if the guy is pissed off
D if the guy blew his cool |
| Question #8 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #9 What's one of the situations when you can't really enjoy your beer? |
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A it's too warm
B it's the last beer before The Big Switch
C your buddy brought over cheap beer
D you really didn't feel like drinking |
| Question #10 If your buddy is complaining about his weight, you can make him feel better by: |
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A reassuring him that he's not that fat
B agreeing him with and ridiculing him
C Share the Fat, by saying you're fat too
D compliment his wife's cooking |