| Question #1 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: |
A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters
| Question #2 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys.
| Question #3 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality |
| Question #4 When with your buddies, the Quick-Click-Look Guy signals the others for what reason? |
A The pizza and beer arrived.
B It's time to kneel, or stand up, or sit down.
C To see if there is a female passing by.
D It's time to end in the cigars and interns.
| Question #5 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
| Question #6 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing
| Question #7 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
B only on a long road trip
C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it
| Question #8 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because: |
A All the urinaries are very small
B Because of the closeness of the urinals
C This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale
| Question #9 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology
C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already
| Question #10 When does ego dwindle on the project site? |
A When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B When you've had enough beers
C After you're half way through the project
D After the first really bad confrontation