Question #1 Your buddy bought a new motorcycle or other vehicle and you don't like it. So you want to send a negative message, but still honor the requirements of this Guy Rule. You make a positive comment on the:
A
tires
B
kick-stand
C
cc's
D
paint job
Question #2 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is:
A
blow him some shit
B
check for corroborating evidence
C
offer to finish the cut for him
D
accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut
Question #3 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you:
A
ask for help
B
mimic his actions
C
blame it on your tools
D
blame it on the beer
Question #4 What's the most important criteria in lumber selection?
A
cost
B
weather-treated
C
no warping
D
type of lumber
Question #5 How can you totally recover after a poor performance in sawing of the wood?
A
salvaging a bent nail
B
buying the next round of beer
C
making an entertaining excuse
D
ripping on the previous home owner
Question #6 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you:
A
stand by your habits
B
drink more beer
C
offer help, knowing he won't accept
D
follow the host's lead
Question #7 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner?
A
Because you're a guy
B
Because your wife or girlfriend is out
C
Because half of your plates are dirty
D
Because it makes your buddy feel more at home
Question #8 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must:
A
Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B
Laugh after each insult
C
Not get overly defensive
D
Never touch on known private matters
Question #9 Of the words below, which one is NOT explicitly banned on the project site when spoken between guys:
A
Nurturing
B
Warm
C
Loving
D
Please
Question #10 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because:
A
All the urinaries are very small
B
Because of the closeness of the urinals
C
This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D
To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale
