| Question #1 The only time it's socially acceptable for a guy to cry is when he is: |
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A Filing for bankruptcy
B Trying to get sympathy from a woman
C Experiencing an offical full-blown hit in the balls
D Too drunk to know better |
| Question #2 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? |
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A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy |
| Question #3 When bringing beer over to a guy's house for consumption during a project, you must bring canned beer as opposed to bottles because: |
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A broken glass is dangerous on a construction site
B cans are cooler
C you remove the possibility of excessive displays of testosterone
D canned beer is cheaper |
| Question #4 To avoid beer backsplash, you: |
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A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it
C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth |
| Question #5 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
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A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing |
| Question #6 When in a public urinary somewhere in Australia, guys always leave plenty of space between themselves and the other guys because: |
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A All the urinaries are very small
B Because of the closeness of the urinals
C This allows for private space and guys with poor aim.
D To avoid knocking the other guy's arm and spilling his ale |
| Question #7 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #8 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #9 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? |
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A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy |
| Question #10 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project? |
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A the guy who's been working the hardest
B the fattest guy
C the oldest guy
D the youngest guy |