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Question #1 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment
Question #2 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: A ask for help
B mimic his actions
C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer
Question #3 When bringing beer over to a guy's house for consumption during a project, you must bring canned beer as opposed to bottles because: A broken glass is dangerous on a construction site
B cans are cooler
C you remove the possibility of excessive displays of testosterone
D canned beer is cheaper
Question #4 When you're with a guy who's purchasing lumber for his project, and you see that he is making unacceptable lumber selections, you: A jump in and correct him
B let him make the mistakes
C it depends on how far into the project you are
D it depends on how well you know the guy
Question #5 To avoid beer backsplash, you: A stick your tongue in the tip of the bottle
B don't worry about it
C bring the bottle down slightly so the pressure goes off the top lip
D don't let the bottle touch your mouth
Question #6 While critiquing another guy's project, you: A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do
Question #7 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing
Question #8 When helping your buddy install his new car stereo, only ridicule him if A His new stereo sucks
B It's your car he's tearing apart
C He's been working too long on the project
D He gets the connections wrong
Question #9 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit
Question #10 When with your buddies, the Quick-Click-Look Guy signals the others for what reason? A The pizza and beer arrived.
B It's time to kneel, or stand up, or sit down.
C To see if there is a female passing by.
D It's time to end in the cigars and interns.