| Question #1 If you wash off your plates before putting them into your buddy's dishwasher, what message does it send him? |
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A you're a clean freak
B you're just being nice
C his machine isn't good enough to clean the plates
D depends on whether he washes them off or not |
| Question #2 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #3 While critiquing another guy's project, you: |
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A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do |
| Question #4 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #5 If your wife doesn't like you to party, what do you tell your partying friends? |
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A Sorry, I can't party. You know...the wife thing
B She's cool with it
C I'll have a couple
D Oh, what the hell! |
| Question #6 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner? |
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A Because you're a guy
B Because your wife or girlfriend is out
C Because half of your plates are dirty
D Because it makes your buddy feel more at home |
| Question #7 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: |
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A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary |
| Question #8 Unsolicited advice must never be given at: |
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A the start of the project
B middle of the project
C if the guy is pissed off
D if the guy blew his cool |
| Question #9 When you're with a guy who's purchasing lumber for his project, and you see that he is making unacceptable lumber selections, you: |
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A jump in and correct him
B let him make the mistakes
C it depends on how far into the project you are
D it depends on how well you know the guy |
| Question #10 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
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A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring
C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |