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For years Guys have taken the high ground and proclaimed themselves exempt from criticism over their hygiene rituals. The time has come to set a few things straight. While no real Guy would ever claim allegiance to hair gel for too long, or admit to packing a hair dryer on a trip, there are strict regulations by which they operate. Nowhere are these Hygiene rules more evident than in expulsion of gas, the washing of clothes or preparation for a date. While some of us guard these rituals like Pentagon secrets, others share them with anyone who will listen (or smell). It has been argued that it is hygiene that sets Guys apart from Gals and that may be true, but it is also what bonds us together as Guys. This chapter unlocks these closely guarded secrets. In short, it can be summed up in a few words: gas, grundies, guts and girls.

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