
Category: Partying
Guyrule #116.0 That First Beer "When you're working outside o…
Guyrule #128.0 Get One for Everyone "Guy Rule: when you get a beer…
Guyrule #340.1 Exception: Mission Hammered "While partying, it is complet…
Guyrule #472.2 Don't be an Ass! If you've got some beer and yo…
Guyrule #550.3 Who Needs a Beer? Whenever you get up to get a b…
Guyrule #136.0 Backsplash "If you're going to be drinkin…
Guyrule #142.0 The Big Switch "The dreaded time in the proje…
Guyrule #187.0 Drinking the Hard Stuff "When you're passin' around th…
Guyrule #793.1 HARD ALCHOL A TRUE GUY DRINKS 40% OR BETTE…
Guyrule #188.0 Cigars: the Ultimate Guy Occasion "When You're hangin' out with …
Guyrule #482.1 The Cheap Cigar If you know your buddy spent l…
Guyrule #209.0 Cologne Signification "Cologne is very important to …
Guyrule #213.0 Ultimate Burp "What constitutes the ultimate…
Guyrule #217.0 The Up-To Scale "Every guy has his 'Up-To' sca…
Guyrule #218.0 Wine Selection "When you get snookered into g…
Guyrule #235.0 The Fridge "The refrigerator will be the …
Guyrule #261.0 Unacceptable Illness Excuses "Illness, however serious, is …
Guyrule #311.0 Foolish Drinking "Never under any circumstances…
Guyrule #731.1 The Wounded Soldier There is nothing as tragic as …
Guyrule #318.0 BBQ Excellence "The place where Guys excell m…
Guyrule #341.0 Find Your Own Ride "When you and a buddy are at a…
Guyrule #346.1 Party Transportation "When several guys go to a par…
Guyrule #350.0 Buying a Round "When out with a group of guys…
Guyrule #353.0 Accepting Beer "Whenever you go to a buddy's …
Guyrule #365.0 Belching 101 "Belching contests are only al…
Guyrule #522.1 Belching Belching is acceptable when on…
Guyrule #395.0 Buying Beer For Parties "When going to a party, BYOB o…
Guyrule #758.5 Buying Beer It is a Guy's prerogative to b…
Guyrule #401.0 Beergoggles: The Aftermath "Every guy has had an experien…
Guyrule #420.0 Drinking Does and Don'ts While you are at a party, you …
Guyrule #422.0 Two Beer Rule When you're out drinking and y…
Guyrule #440.0 Involuntary Regurgitation It's cool if a guy gets drunk …
Guyrule #442.0 Give Props to the Designated Driver When carpooling with a designa…
Guyrule #448.0 Titty Bar Rules When going to Strip Clubs, it …
Guyrule #493.1 Nudie Bars When at the nudie bar, it is u…
Guyrule #450.0 Your Buddy's Health When picking out food to serve…
Guyrule #456.0 Tipping the Bartender It is okay to give a guy shit …
Guyrule #458.0 Guys Don't Drink Zima ZIMA...is not Beer! No self-re…
Guyrule #485.0 Hot Beer Under no circumstances is beer…
Guyrule #486.0 Lightweights If one of your buddies is a li…
Guyrule #489.0 The Last Beer Here's the situation. You look…
Guyrule #492.0 Party Clean-up When sleeping over a buddies h…
Guyrule #513.0 Pigout Points As a rule of being A leader of…
Guyrule #514.0 Cigar Etiquette When you see a friend puffing …
Guyrule #696.1 Cigars Whenever you're in a bar and o…
Guyrule #515.0 Belching as Language When you see a buddy of yours …
Guyrule #519.0 Never Take His Last Beer Never take a guy's last beer, …
Guyrule #524.0 Shot Necessity When offered a shot of alcohol…
Guyrule #529.0 Non-Alcoholic Beer As a real guy, you cannot drin…
Guyrule #530.0 Alcohol Takeover If another guy brings beer or …
Guyrule #535.0 Mooching Beer Never under any circumstances …
Guyrule #540.0 Too Tipsy When at a party and you notice…
Guyrule #544.0 Guy Movie Banter When watching a guy movie with…
Guyrule #562.0 Last Smoke You never take the last cigare…
Guyrule #568.0 Thou Shalt Not Hoard Beer. If a roomate purchases a case …
Guyrule #570.0 Thou Shalt Never Take Back Beer! You should never take any form…
Guyrule #603.1 Beer Rights Never, ever, under no circumst…
Guyrule #574.0 Drinking in Front of Women When drinking in front of a wo…
Guyrule #576.0 Eating Pizza When eating pizza with some gu…
Guyrule #585.0 Guy Talk When talking with your buddies…
Guyrule #594.0 Thanksgiving When eating Thanksgiving dinne…
Guyrule #602.0 NO Harry Simons Never under andy circumstance …
Guyrule #615.0 Exotic Drinks It is unaccepatbale for a Guy …
Guyrule #616.0 More Beer Than Necessary When out buying beer, a guy mu…
Guyrule #644.0 Failing Alcoholic Beverage Operability It is time to call it quits wh…
Guyrule #648.0 Cooler Queens When it comes to drinking unde…
Guyrule #655.0 More Fun with Beer If something is fun without be…
Guyrule #706.0 Partying When Drinking the Hard A. with…
Guyrule #709.0 Spilt Beer The spilling of beer is a GuyR…
Guyrule #714.0 Leaving the Bar When you have to leave the bar…
Guyrule #742.0 Beer Bets When you make a bet for a beer…
Guyrule #745.0 REALLY Drunken Buddy Whenever you are at a small ga…
Guyrule #752.0 Free Beer!! If anyone, be it a friend, rel…
Guyrule #754.0 Pissing and Eating It is unacceptable to hold som…
Guyrule #768.0 Lightweights If you ever happen to be drink…
Guyrule #777.0 Partying (Bar & Women) When your at a club and you me…
Guyrule #785.0 Beer Round Rule When out drinking with a group…
Guyrule #798.0 NO BITCHING! When you are partying do not b…
Guyrule #808.0 Party Fouls Any partying actions that incl…
Guyrule #833.0 Never Waste Beer! NEVER WASTE BEER!
To me, this…
Guyrule #844.0 party pooper The length of time your wife w…
Guyrule #848.0 Beer Leftovers Not Permitted When you're having a few frien…
Guyrule #851.0 put it back When you take a drink of your …
Guyrule #855.0 Think before you puke While at a party it is okay to…
Guyrule #867.0 Holding it You MUST hold it if you have t…