
Category: Buddies
Guyrule #108.0 Mimic when Unsure "If you're doing something wit…
Guyrule #109.0 Farting (to Fart) "Again, depending on your rela…
Guyrule #439.1 Farting Amongst guys, it's never embar…
Guyrule #483.2 Proper Use of the Buffer If your buddy lays a rank fart…
Guyrule #516.3 Fart Smell In your role of guydom you mus…
Guyrule #523.4 Fess Up! A real man always admits to hi…
Guyrule #557.5 Farting Pride If you are in a room full of g…
Guyrule #605.6 Silent Farts NEVER, under any circumstances…
Guyrule #691.7 Farting in the Company of Friends When you let one rip in the co…
Guyrule #112.0 Introducing a Buddy to New Terminology A guy can flex his intellectua…
Guyrule #118.0 Giving Your Buddy an Out "Be a good friend and give you…
Guyrule #124.0 Mismatching the Plates "It quite acceptable, when you…
Guyrule #130.0 Christen the Toilet "It's quite acceptable, when y…
Guyrule #601.1 Toilet Christening Despite a previous guy rule sa…
Guyrule #153.0 I-Know-I'm-Really-Fat-When... "There's always the Fat-Guy Ru…
Guyrule #155.0 Grading Farts "It's imperative that when the…
Guyrule #824.1 Applauding noises When a friend makes an especia…
Guyrule #825.2 Movies If you go to a movie with your…
Guyrule #178.0 Every Guy Has a Get-Rich Scheme "Every red blooded American ha…
Guyrule #191.0 Reacting to Your Buddy Getting Hit in the Nuts "You're sittin' around with yo…
Guyrule #196.0 Keeping Up with your Buddy "When your buddy invites you t…
Guyrule #202.0 Don't Eat the Last Piece "A couple pizzas arrive at the…
Guyrule #204.0 Helping Your Buddy Leave "There's always that Guy Rule …
Guyrule #208.0 Musty Shirts "Because you've been a bachelo…
Guyrule #246.0 Courtesy Check-Out "If a guy points out a hot chi…
Guyrule #262.0 Share the Stink "The Guy Rules is, you must po…
Guyrule #266.0 Public Restroom "When a real guy and his buddy…
Guyrule #356.1 Movie Buffer Seat "Two guys going to the movies …
Guyrule #285.0 Wing Man "If you're in a bar with your …
Guyrule #391.1 Wingman "When your buddy decides to ha…
Guyrule #581.2 Get the Assist When you're at a bar and your …
Guyrule #702.3 Mind Your Place It is completely against GuyRu…
Guyrule #287.0 Money & Buddies "Whenever you or a buddy comes…
Guyrule #288.0 The Remote is Sacred The TV remote is Sacred. AT h…
Guyrule #367.1 TV No matter how tired you are, i…
Guyrule #506.4 Remote Etiquette When your buddy is flipping th…
Guyrule #560.5 The Remote Control When any guy enters an empty r…
Guyrule #759.1 Television Remote The only time a guy can take c…
Guyrule #290.0 Condom Borrowing #2 "If a buddy borrows a condom f…
Guyrule #291.0 Bummin' Cigs "When bumming a cigarette from…
Guyrule #294.0 Token Helper "With any job, if you show up …
Guyrule #296.0 Razzing Your Whipped Buddies "The only time you stop razzin…
Guyrule #297.0 Clothes Make the Man "It is only appropriate to com…
Guyrule #728.1 Colors and His Cloths Under no circumstances should …
Guyrule #821.2 Men's Clothing Men can not refer to their clo…
Guyrule #298.0 Buddies & Their Girls "If your buddy is going out wi…
Guyrule #307.0 Snake Bites "When hiking with your buddy i…
Guyrule #309.0 Guy Scores in a Movie "If you're watching a movie wi…
Guyrule #332.0 Noticing Project Mistakes "While helping your friend(s) …
Guyrule #337.0 Insult for Insult "To maintain the buddy guydom …
Guyrule #342.0 Buddy Says He's Gay "When your buddy announces to …
Guyrule #343.0 Buddies "No matter how hot your buddy'…
Guyrule #344.0 The Fish Handshake "Your buddy introduces you to …
Guyrule #347.0 Ex-Girlfriends are Off-Limits Forever "Any woman a guy dates is off-…
Guyrule #368.1 Dating a friend's ex Once your buddy has dated a wo…
Guyrule #406.2 Your Buddies X -You just can't ever date a bu…
Guyrule #556.3 Can't Sleep with His Ex-Girlfriend Never under any circumstances …
Guyrule #865.4 Dating your friends ex-girlfriends You should never date or mess …
Guyrule #349.0 Friends with a Buddy's Girl "Once the relationship between…
Guyrule #364.0 Dog Farts "When you're out drinking beer…
Guyrule #366.0 Farting It is proper to give a countdo…
Guyrule #370.0 sharing the drinks When you're playing sports, it…
Guyrule #376.0 Buddy Sees Girl He Knows at Bar "A woman that kind of knows yo…
Guyrule #428.1 Eliminate Buddy Competition If you and a buddy are in a ba…
Guyrule #384.0 Compliment Your Buddy's Project If your buddy is working on a …
Guyrule #387.0 Never Leave a Man Behind When you and your buddies are …
Guyrule #388.0 Recognize the effort "If a buddy has just spent a s…
Guyrule #397.0 Porno Flow "This is a rule for college gu…
Guyrule #398.0 A Guys Best Friend "If you are in jail, who do yo…
Guyrule #402.0 Buddy's Cheating: Beyond the Scope "If a guy is cheating on his g…
Guyrule #815.3 Buddies Cheating Shut UP If your best friend messes aro…
Guyrule #404.0 TV Notification If a truly great movie is on T…
Guyrule #415.0 When your Buddy isn't getting any If a good friend of yours has …
Guyrule #418.0 First to notice...first to chance it When one of your good friends …
Guyrule #806.1 Sports and Porno When watching a porno movie in…
Guyrule #437.0 When your Buddy Scores If your buddy picks up a girl …
Guyrule #438.0 The Cross-Dresser If you know a "girl" is really…
Guyrule #444.0 Guy Faithful Fraternity Guys should never turn bitch o…
Guyrule #471.1 Statute of Limitations Don't nail any girl that one o…
Guyrule #455.0 movie quotes When a guy tries to quote a mo…
Guyrule #461.0 Don't Let Your Buddy Kill Him If a friend catches his wife\g…
Guyrule #466.0 Fire Alarm Buddy Check This only applies to guys livi…
Guyrule #477.0 Away From Home An essential Rule, developed a…
Guyrule #487.0 Buddy's False Identity If one of your buddies starts …
Guyrule #503.0 Face the Music When you fuck up really bad an…
Guyrule #736.1 Learn to Take It When your friends are razzin' …
Guyrule #505.0 Acknowledgement of Past Partners When out at a club or for that…
Guyrule #507.0 Whipped Buddies If your buddy is whipped and i…
Guyrule #817.1 Hassled for being whipped If your single buddies make fu…
Guyrule #518.0 Saved from Embarassment If you save your buddy from be…
Guyrule #521.0 Buddy's Attempt to Start a Musical Career If a guy is listening to a bud…
Guyrule #532.0 When Your Buddy Is In Trouble Never leave a friend in a figh…
Guyrule #740.1 Getting your ass kicked When at a bar, and a drunken b…
Guyrule #757.2 ass kicking If it looks like a friend of y…
Guyrule #812.3 Hitting a friend At certain times it is your du…
Guyrule #830.1 Turtle on the Ground When you are in a fight with a…
Guyrule #537.0 21st Birthday On a guys 21st birthday it is …
Guyrule #543.0 Card Night with the Guys When you're playing cards at y…
Guyrule #545.0 If a Buddy's Killing Jokes If you have a buddy that's kil…
Guyrule #546.0 A Buddy Submitted a Bad GuyRule If your buddy shows you a GuyR…
Guyrule #548.0 Showing Buddies Respect Around Women When at a bar or club meeting …
Guyrule #551.0 Planning Ahead! Once you have made plans with …
Guyrule #555.0 A Guys Sleep If a guy is sleeping, you must…
Guyrule #567.0 Drunken Judgement If a friend's judgement has be…
Guyrule #618.1 Drunken Judgement As per guy rule 414, it also f…
Guyrule #573.0 Anybody Knocking Your Best Friend(s) Anybody caught ragging on, mak…
Guyrule #586.0 Bathroom Antics When you and your buddy enter …
Guyrule #597.0 Getting Dumped When your buddy gets dumped by…
Guyrule #666.1 Help Him Forget Her When your buddy gets dumped by…
Guyrule #600.0 Help on Recovering If a guy has been dumped or st…
Guyrule #604.0 Never Badmouth Your Buddy's Dog Never give a friend shit about…
Guyrule #606.0 Making Fun of Someone That's Gullible If you're with the buddies and…
Guyrule #611.0 Interesting Underwear If a guy has intimate knowledg…
Guyrule #623.0 Your Studly Look After perfecting your studly l…
Guyrule #630.0 Buddy Really Needs It If one of your buddies has bee…
Guyrule #633.0 Admitting to a Bar Fart Any guy who farts in a bar whi…
Guyrule #649.0 Only Single Guy If you are the only single guy…
Guyrule #650.0 Pay Back Your Buddy When you owe a buddy a favor a…
Guyrule #652.0 Baby Shower Dodge All guys should try to prevent…
Guyrule #659.0 Guys Spelling The Guy Rule on spelling is th…
Guyrule #662.0 A Guy's Story If a guy is talking about some…
Guyrule #676.0 Road Trips What happens on the road, stay…
Guyrule #678.0 Buddy's Putdowns If a buddy is uncool enough to…
Guyrule #681.0 Taking Charity If the guys at work want to ea…
Guyrule #686.0 Comments on a Guy's Haircut Comments on a haircut depend o…
Guyrule #693.0 Sympathy for Your Buddy When a bad situation is going …
Guyrule #720.0 Close Quarters Stereo Operation When living in a location (suc…
Guyrule #722.0 Tag When your roomate and his curr…
Guyrule #724.0 Titty Bar You may not stare at your budd…
Guyrule #732.0 Druken Fights If you and a guy are completel…
Guyrule #739.0 Bro Rule Bro's before Ho's. ALWAYS. N…
Guyrule #761.1 Buddies v's Women Never under any circumstances …
Guyrule #781.1 Drunken Buddies When at a party and one of the…
Guyrule #763.0 White Knuckle Rule If you are the passenger in yo…
Guyrule #765.0 Gettin' When employed in a food relate…
Guyrule #770.0 Dad's Teaching You to be a Guy Fathers have an inalienable du…
Guyrule #771.0 18th Birthday (In Canada) If a guy you know is turning t…
Guyrule #775.0 Hooking up buddys If you are working in a food r…
Guyrule #796.0 The drunk buddy When your good friend is a few…
Guyrule #839.0 Early Warning Whenever in public and especia…
Guyrule #842.0 She's My Boy's Ex, But . . . It's only okay to get on anoth…
Guyrule #864.0 Pain of Tatoos When a guy is the last in his …