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GuyRule # 90.1: I Love You Too

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90.0 90.2 If you must say "I love you too" to you wife or girlfriend on the phone in front of your buddies, there is but one escape. The trickest part is the timing. You have to sense just before your girlfriend/wife asks you to say IT, then you start winking at the guys and making sarcastic gestures in front of them while you say "I love you too." Then when you get off the phone you explain to the boys, "You got to spread a little honey once in a while; women just fall for it head over heels. Now I can stay here with you guys all night and still come home to a good meal and some lovin." Instead of looking whipped you come out looking like some kind of expert on women. -anonymous
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Club Guy Vote: 83% Said Yes!